There are only two ways to contact me (look to the top of the screen and use the pull down menus to find out what they are), but there are endless ways to be an idiot on the Internet. I have found 345,672 ways.
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Click the logo to buy my old-fashioned paper-and-glue books online from your local free range bookseller. Or perhaps, for reasons all your own, you live in Delaware but want to buy the books from a store in Arizona. You can do that, too.
